You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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