i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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