Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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