I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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