I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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