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She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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