Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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