Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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