Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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