remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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