Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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