can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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