Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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