This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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