i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
