The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you never un-have a 4some
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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