My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...