Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It's just like the Real World with babies
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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