is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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