Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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