We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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