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2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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