So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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