Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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