apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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