Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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