Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
