Say something about gay babies.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What a dumb baby whore.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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