We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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