Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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