so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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