Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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