? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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