You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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