Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm at about main and main street
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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