I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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