Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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