i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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