i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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