Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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