Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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