You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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