I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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