I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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