ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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