I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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what are you doing with your life
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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