At least make sure they are 18
Why
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This toilet bowl is my home.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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