I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
