girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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