You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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