I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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