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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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