well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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