Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Enjoy the penises
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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