I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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